Lyrics
If I had a dollar
For every time she was mad
I'd buy California
Invite my friends and I'd make it my pad
Let's go
If I had a peso
For every time she said
"Wake up you lazy pile
And get your ass up outta my bed"
I'd buy a private plane
And fly around the world
Eat at all the best restaurants
And hang out with hot girls
But I know I'm stuck with you
And there's nothing I can do
So I'll take your hand and say
"Stay with me, stay with me
Please stay with me, girl
I know you wanna slap my face but
Please stay with me girl"
Girl, I know it's all my fault
And I'm just a dirtbag
I hope we can forgive and forget
So we can go shag
'Cause I know I'm stuck with you
And there's nothing I can do
So I'll take your hand and say
"Stay with me, stay with me
Please stay with me, girl
I know you wanna kick my ass but
Please stay with me, girl
Stay with me, stay with me
Please stay with me, girl
You're the one with the pretty face so
Please stay with me, girl"
